Bad people are constantly trying to destroy America because we are free.

Anyone different than me is bad.

Children are smart if they can pass multiple choice tests.

God hates the people we hate.

To negotiate is to be weak.

Never admit to any doubts.

What is our oil doing under their sand?

The truth has nothing to do with evidence.

Sex for pleasure is bad except for me.

Constantly talk about Jesus.

Follow the teachings of Jesus.

Obsess about embryos, but ignore the needs of real children.

Suck up to banks, telecoms and other big campaign contributors.

Environmentalists are sissies, even when they are correct.

Blame gays and immigrants whenever possible.

Disparage all inconvenient science.

Act as though it’s important to say the Pledge of Allegiance.

Kill or torture all people who might be possibly bad.